Archive for September, 2012

Don’t be a douche bag.

In case you need a few guidelines, here’s my list of the top 4 ways to guarantee your social media douche baggery:

  1. Use a service like to inflate your follower count. Douche bags need to buy friends.
  2. Promote, promote, promote. And only yourself. Douche bags don’t care what other people are doing, only that you pay attention to what they’re doing.
  3. Spread the love for douche baggery… like telling other people it’s actually a good idea to buy Twitter followers.
  4. Try to slip us a fast one. Like an affiliate link without disclosing the fact that it’ll make you money. It’s cool if it’s relevant and you’re providing value (hey, we all need to make a living). It’s douchey if you’re just here to make a fast buck.

Got more tips on how to be a social media douche bag? Write ’em below!